Casual Job Seeker Gifts

I'd like to pursue a career, but I don't see any need for a high-speed chase.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Snail Racing

'At least I don't have his life.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

'Oh, no, those aren't the kid's drawings. Dave is taking adult education art class.'

Colin V Longshore Drift

Ignorance and Bliss

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

'I try to go to the office once-a-week just to see how I'm doing.'

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

'We need someone to walk the plants.'

Use it or lose it.

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

"We're just like one big happy family here."

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

A Flag in One

"I'm counting that as a stroke for each time you went around."

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

'According to your resume, you graduated Grad school.'

The Paula Ratcliffe: 'Think I might do the London Marathon next year.'

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

'That's right, son, 'some things never change'...like your father's underwear.'

Wine Shotput

'No thanks! Knowing what I'm supposed to be doing might throw me off.'

'Is my job performance review over yet?'

"I stretch and do yoga every morning. I call it tying my shoes."

Baseball player: 'I'll let my bat do my talking!' BAT: '...I have nothing to say'

'It's just a friendly game.'

"No, not this time. I'm on a glutton-free diet."