Casual Job Seeker Mugs

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Snail Racing

'At least I don't have his life.'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Colin V Longshore Drift

'I try to go to the office once-a-week just to see how I'm doing.'

'We need someone to walk the plants.'

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Use it or lose it.

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

A Flag in One

"We're just like one big happy family here."

"I'm counting that as a stroke for each time you went around."

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

'That's right, son, 'some things never change'...like your father's underwear.'

Wine Shotput

The Paula Ratcliffe: 'Think I might do the London Marathon next year.'

'No thanks! Knowing what I'm supposed to be doing might throw me off.'

'Is my job performance review over yet?'

"I stretch and do yoga every morning. I call it tying my shoes."

'It's just a friendly game.'

"No, not this time. I'm on a glutton-free diet."

'I'm looking for something in the 'being unemployed' sector.'

Baseball player: 'I'll let my bat do my talking!' BAT: '...I have nothing to say'