Casual Hosts Pillows

"Quick, make a mess. Company's coming."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'She'll never look for me here.'

Infinity Tavern

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

'This one is for not intervening in countries that don't threaten us.'

"I've got a very responsible job. If anything goes wrong, I'm responsible."

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

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'I couldn't figure out how to get rid of those stupid subtitles, so I slapped some duct tape over them.'

"Don't worry. These rosés are still fresh."

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

"Sir, you said that it's high time to fix the problem, so I rearranged the furniture, watered the flowers and made fresh coffee. If that wasn't enough then maybe we should find some problems that fit our solutions."

Man with t-shirt 'I *spade* my dog'.

Private thoughts of a television. I'd love the chance to ad lib just once!

Land on it ... Land on it ...

"This was the best school day of the week!"

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

'Was it your idea to have it catered?'

'Who wants to play celebrity rant?'

'Take it for stress. It helps to laugh at yourself.'

"Oh, sure, I remember him. He was quiet, mostly kept to himself, paid the rent on time. You know, we were only married for sixteen years."

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

'Company wargames weekend 1986.'

"I have half an hour if you want someone to get sucked into your drama."