Casual Hosts Gifts

"Quick, make a mess. Company's coming."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

"I've got a very responsible job. If anything goes wrong, I'm responsible."

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"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

'This one is for not intervening in countries that don't threaten us.'

"Don't worry. These rosés are still fresh."

Man with t-shirt 'I *spade* my dog'.

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

"Sir, you said that it's high time to fix the problem, so I rearranged the furniture, watered the flowers and made fresh coffee. If that wasn't enough then maybe we should find some problems that fit our solutions."

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

'Was it your idea to have it catered?'

'Who wants to play celebrity rant?'

"This was the best school day of the week!"

'Take it for stress. It helps to laugh at yourself.'

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

"Oh, sure, I remember him. He was quiet, mostly kept to himself, paid the rent on time. You know, we were only married for sixteen years."

"I have half an hour if you want someone to get sucked into your drama."

'Company wargames weekend 1986.'

"A look at the papers soon, but first the news where you are..."