Casual Driver Gifts

Snail crossing

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

The Reaper's Arms

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

A trevor of trainspotters

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Snail Racing

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Wine at the Bar

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"I love people-watching."

Everyone have enough to eat and drink? We can start the discussion! I'll have a drop of wine. Do you have another cookie? I could do one more cheese puff. Got it. No one's read the book. I googled lost of reviews!

Getting old...

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

'I'll be home for dinner pretty soon, dear — I just stopped off to cleanse my palate.'

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'