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Snail crossing

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

The Reaper's Arms

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

A trevor of trainspotters

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Snail Racing

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Wine at the Bar

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

Colin V Longshore Drift

Getting old...

"I love people-watching."

'I'll be home for dinner pretty soon, dear — I just stopped off to cleanse my palate.'

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'