Casual Rider T-Shirts

'So I lost bicycle helmet. What about it?'

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"How should we divide the teams?"

A trevor of trainspotters

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

Snail crossing

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Colin V Longshore Drift

'He works hard and he plays hard.'

Moral Values for Dummies

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Caddy With A Cool Box

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

Use it or lose it.

A Flag in One

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

'So, read any good book lately?'

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

"Nice curvature."

'I used to run. Now I power walk.'

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'