Casual Rider Pillows

'So I lost bicycle helmet. What about it?'

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"How should we divide the teams?"

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

A trevor of trainspotters

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Snail crossing

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Moral Values for Dummies

Colin V Longshore Drift

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'He works hard and he plays hard.'

Everyone have enough to eat and drink? We can start the discussion! I'll have a drop of wine. Do you have another cookie? I could do one more cheese puff. Got it. No one's read the book. I googled lost of reviews!

Caddy With A Cool Box

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

Use it or lose it.

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

A Flag in One

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

'So, read any good book lately?'

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

'I used to run. Now I power walk.'

The Paula Ratcliffe: 'Think I might do the London Marathon next year.'