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'He works hard and he plays hard.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Skipping Horse

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

You had me at vintage.

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

First past the post.

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Pet Pony

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

A man selling a horse to an older lady

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

Pony Love...

"Bad boys don't die. They just ride in to the sunset!"

Free Range Chicken.

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

'Ouch! I thought this was supposed to be 'softball'?'

'I love you Jeff, but you have two chromosomes less than me and I guess I can't handle that'

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

'Don't you realize you're inside a church? Take off your hat!'

Whip-Behind.

"Hello! They must have got a sniff of the lions over at Longleat again."