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'He works hard and he plays hard.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Skipping Horse

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

You had me at vintage.

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

First past the post.

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

Pet Pony

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

A man selling a horse to an older lady

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

"Giddyup."

Pony Love...

'I love you Jeff, but you have two chromosomes less than me and I guess I can't handle that'

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Free Range Chicken.

"Bad boys don't die. They just ride in to the sunset!"

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

'Ouch! I thought this was supposed to be 'softball'?'

Jesus Seals the Hick...

'Don't you realize you're inside a church? Take off your hat!'

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