Casual Off-roader T-Shirts

"Who needs to go off-roading?"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'At least I don't have his life.'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

Snail crossing

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Colin V Longshore Drift

A car parked dreams of driving in the woods.

Caddy With A Cool Box

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

'Where the hell is my team ?'

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

Use it or lose it.

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster