Casual Diners Club T-Shirts

'Well actually Fred, it started with just ice cream, then I started selling burgers, drinks and bread and it all got out of hand...'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Fresh pepper?"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

'Tasty.'

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"I'm allergic to penicillin—is there penicillin in the salad?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'Thanks for the invite: Don't cook anything fancy, I eat pretty much anything...'

"Guac-A-Mole"

"You need a hobby."

"Yes, I'm still working on it."

'What kind of...'

"Never mind the vintage, we just want to get pissed."

'It's my idea of a seven course meal... a hot dog and a six-pack of beer!'

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

'Hey buddy.Pass that bottle of ketch up here will ya'.'

"You're a snob, Angélique!"

"If it's all the same to you, I'd rather eat this not knowing what the latest science suggests."

'Wine and. . . fresh news. . .'

"When they said it was 'street food' I didn't realise it was all 'roadkill'!"

'I'd like to eat out for a change.'

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."