Casual Diners Club Mugs

'Well actually Fred, it started with just ice cream, then I started selling burgers, drinks and bread and it all got out of hand...'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Fresh pepper?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

'Tasty.'

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"I'm allergic to penicillin—is there penicillin in the salad?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

"Yes, I'm still working on it."

'What kind of...'

'Thanks for the invite: Don't cook anything fancy, I eat pretty much anything...'

"Guac-A-Mole"

"You need a hobby."

"Never mind the vintage, we just want to get pissed."

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

'It's my idea of a seven course meal... a hot dog and a six-pack of beer!'

'I'd like to eat out for a change.'

"If it's all the same to you, I'd rather eat this not knowing what the latest science suggests."

'Hey buddy.Pass that bottle of ketch up here will ya'.'

"You're a snob, Angélique!"

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

'Wine and. . . fresh news. . .'