Castle Storyteller Gifts

All His Fault

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

The one that got away

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"He's his own worst enemy."

Fishing with God

"The knights of the round accent table"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"He's a keeper!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'It was this big. I swear'

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'