Casting Contender Pillows

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Which part are you reading for?"

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Devi's brew?"

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

"Well, you're certainly on our short list."

Casting in the swamp.

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

'You're just not right for Naked Ninja Nuns...you can act!'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

'You say you've been hibernating in Alaska for the past 25 years. Do you think you can drive an SUV up the side of a mountain?'

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

"I'm sorry. We don't want a ring-tailed lemur. We want a ring-tailed-lemur type."

'To be, or not to be? I'm, like, WHATEVER ...'

Man notices that all the children hoping to play Tiny Tim in A Christmas Carol are obese.

Casting Wildlife Films.

The Specimen Hunter

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

'5000 sparrows, 3000 crows, 800 swallows, 150 robins and two lovebirds... Yes Mr Hitchcock, that can be arranged...'

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

"What else have I seen you in?"