Casting Champ Pillows

The art of fishing.

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

Inclusive speech

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'Play it again, Sam.'

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Casting in the swamp.

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

The Specimen Hunter

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

'It's OK, being completely egocentric is perfectly normal for someone your age.'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"What setting do I use for this?"

'If you want to save your marriage, tell each other you're sorry.' 'Youre sorry!'

The Pole Jumper.

"I didn't want to tell you like this, but I'm going solo..."

'The bad news is that we've had to inform clients of drastic cuts to services...We managed to do it in 17 languages!'

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"

Six identical fishermen in boats on a river.

'We're never going to sort out our marital problems like this. Can't we speak to one of your colleagues, darling?'