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The art of fishing.

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

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"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'Play it again, Sam.'

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Casting in the swamp.

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

The Specimen Hunter

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

'It's OK, being completely egocentric is perfectly normal for someone your age.'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

'If you want to save your marriage, tell each other you're sorry.' 'Youre sorry!'

"I didn't want to tell you like this, but I'm going solo..."

The Pole Jumper.

"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'We're never going to sort out our marital problems like this. Can't we speak to one of your colleagues, darling?'

'The bad news is that we've had to inform clients of drastic cuts to services...We managed to do it in 17 languages!'

Six identical fishermen in boats on a river.

'Little more work needed on your braking Mr Smith!'

"Anyway, Her Royal Highness here insists I'm sarcastic."