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'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Devi's brew?"

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

"Well, you're certainly on our short list."

Casting in the swamp.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

'You're just not right for Naked Ninja Nuns...you can act!'

'You say you've been hibernating in Alaska for the past 25 years. Do you think you can drive an SUV up the side of a mountain?'

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"I'm sorry. We don't want a ring-tailed lemur. We want a ring-tailed-lemur type."

'To be, or not to be? I'm, like, WHATEVER ...'

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

Casting Wildlife Films.

The Specimen Hunter

Man notices that all the children hoping to play Tiny Tim in A Christmas Carol are obese.

'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"What else have I seen you in?"

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

The art of fishing.