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He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Careful, you nearly took my eye out with that thing"

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Hamlet'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Out damn Spot

Joan Hickson

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Taking a peek at the audience

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Falstaff

Applause

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"Bravo!"

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Silly wig.

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"It's a play on words."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'