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Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Joan Hickson

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"It's a play on words."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Reese Witherspoon

"Hugh fans!"

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Senta jumps into the sea

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Comedy and tragedy masks

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Knickerless Cage.

A pretention of playwrights

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

The Gladiator.

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"A haand gel...!?"

Tony Weller ejects Mr. Stiggins

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

Hollywood Breakup