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What's wrong with you? It's a simple sentence! Here: 'She sells sea-shells by the sea-shore'

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

Cue-card holder auditions.

Presenter Auditions.

"This isn't his audition...he's telling us about being an actor."

'Well, this explains everything. You've been bitten by the acting bug!'

"Don't call us, we'll call you."

"I come from a long line of actors. It's call the dole queue..."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"Bravo!"

Senta jumps into the sea

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Theatre Crowd

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"It's a play on words."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

The Gladiator.

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

Royal Love