Casting Call Guru Pillows

THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Vanna White: The Later Years.

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"I think we might already have lost the next set of graduates, they don't see us offering a career path..."

'I got my degree by watching JEOPARDY.'

Robert the Brucie.

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

The Specimen Hunter

Nicholas Parsons RIP

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

"And now, to explain the format for tonight's political debate..."

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

'How will I know when I've found my soul mate, Fang?'

Another Rookie Mistake

"So we've got the cute Asian and they did the student that was the old out of shape ex military type?"

Andy Hamilton

"Hey Siri, why does my neck hurt?"

'New style judiciary' Is that your final answer?

"Angry or Hangry?

"As long as you insist that we hire executives smarter than you, how about we get ones that smell better, too?"

"How come some media companies are so shy of web recruitment?" "Anorak-naphobia?"

'Say what you like about Cloud Computing, but the technical support is amazing.'

'Eight years old and no mobile!'

'You've got the part!'

Hoping to appear 'hipper,' many candidates are sporting Justin Bieber haircuts.'

"Go out and play, Norman—it's your job."

'I can't believe I flunked! -- I always do so good when I watch game shows!'

Phone Quiz - Your Chance of Winning Is: A A Cat in Hells, B A Cat in Hells, C All of the Above.