Casting Call Guru Mugs

THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Vanna White: The Later Years.

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"I think we might already have lost the next set of graduates, they don't see us offering a career path..."

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

Nicholas Parsons RIP

Robert the Brucie.

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

The Specimen Hunter

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

"Angry or Hangry?

"As long as you insist that we hire executives smarter than you, how about we get ones that smell better, too?"

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

Another Rookie Mistake

'New style judiciary' Is that your final answer?

"How come some media companies are so shy of web recruitment?" "Anorak-naphobia?"

'Say what you like about Cloud Computing, but the technical support is amazing.'

'Eight years old and no mobile!'

'You've got the part!'

Liv Ullmann

"Go out and play, Norman—it's your job."

"Once again the correct answer is 'I don't know.'"

'I can't believe I flunked! -- I always do so good when I watch game shows!'