"Go out and play, Norman—it's your job."
Playing Guru Pillows
Add comfort and charm with pillows that honor a playing enthusiast’s creative side. Perfect for cozying up during practice or relaxing at home.
"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."
Lennon and McCartney.
No-Work Orange
ZZZZZZZ Top
Young golf ball getting "the talk".
"This next one's another oldie."
"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"
"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."
Homo Gamus
"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."
'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'
You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!
"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"
'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'
'I'm also fluent in Geek.'
"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."
"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"
Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!
Whack-a-molecule
"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"
"Now, why didn't I think of that?"
Computer games
Eric Clapton.
What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years
'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'
"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."
Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!
Crane Game. Ball Game.
"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."
'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'
It can be taken up at any age....
What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!
Bashful in Nashville
Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.
Playing Guru Pillows Collection
Playing Guru Mugs
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Playing Guru Prints
Decorate their living or practice space with prints that honor their passion for playing—vibrant and inspiring artworks that make a statement.
Playing Guru T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for a playing guru—fun, witty, and designed to showcase their creative spirit and love of the game or music.