Casting Call Fan Pillows

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

Casting in the swamp.

THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'

"Well, you're certainly on our short list."

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

'You say you've been hibernating in Alaska for the past 25 years. Do you think you can drive an SUV up the side of a mountain?'

Bravo!

'You're just not right for Naked Ninja Nuns...you can act!'

'To be, or not to be? I'm, like, WHATEVER ...'

Man notices that all the children hoping to play Tiny Tim in A Christmas Carol are obese.

"What else have I seen you in?"

'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'

Casting Wildlife Films.

'5000 sparrows, 3000 crows, 800 swallows, 150 robins and two lovebirds... Yes Mr Hitchcock, that can be arranged...'

The Specimen Hunter

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

Fancy Dress Box

News Wear World

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."