Castaway Collectors Gifts

"The neighborhood association wants to know why you're never at our meetings."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Desert Island Meals.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Monster Baseball

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"At last - no Trump."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Drawing on an island.

Orthopaedist

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

'I'm willing to relocate.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'It's okay guys! Come on in,the coaster's clear!'

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.