Castaway Collectors T-Shirts

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Desert Island Meals.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Monster Baseball

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Orthopaedist

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Drawing on an island.

"At last - no Trump."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'I'm willing to relocate.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

'It's okay guys! Come on in,the coaster's clear!'

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'