Cashew Connoisseur Gifts

Man trying to decide from way too many cashew options.

The wonderful world of cheese.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Bumble Bee

Cake Friday!

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Electric Blanket.

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Aromatherapy for Men

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

Pick Me Ups.

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

"This has been a productive homework session!"

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

"Fruitcake?""I'm stuffed."

Le Chocolat!

Easter Bunny Island

"I'll have the cheesecake, hold the cake."

"Please remember chips have little nutritional value."

'I've just woken up.' (Chip Van Winkle)

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

"Baldo, why are you eating dessert first?"