Cashew Connoisseur Mugs

Man trying to decide from way too many cashew options.

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

The wonderful world of cheese.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Bumble Bee

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Cake Friday!

Electric Blanket.

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Aromatherapy for Men

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

Pick Me Ups.

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

Le Chocolat!

"Fruitcake?""I'm stuffed."

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

"This has been a productive homework session!"

"It's an agreeable little wine."

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

"I'll have the cheesecake, hold the cake."

Easter Bunny Island

"Please remember chips have little nutritional value."

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

'I've just woken up.' (Chip Van Winkle)