Cashew Brittle Enthusiast Gifts

"Jack and I have learned to accept each other's idiosyncrasies, like my passion for cashew brittle, and his going out every night and not coming home until dawn."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Super Heroes.

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"It's made from all our old leftovers. I call it 'Rescue Casserole.'"

"I do diet...between snacks."

"Your majored in hacking and organizational sabotage - and speak Russian? You're hired!"

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Oh, Boy, Mom. A peanut and jellyworm sandwich.'

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

Squeaker Trophies

'Directives from the government, meetings with the union, disputes with suppliers - it's getting more and more difficult to make bubble gum these days.'

"In my day, we got bubblegum in our hair, not drones!"

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

'I had no idea a puppy could be so destructive.'

Man trying to decide from way too many cashew options.

"I'll stick with the rubber pork chop."

"Still not batman."

Those who indulge are about to bulge.

Machines offer plain truth and sugar coated.

New free trade agreement with the US forces Singapore to change it's ban on chewing gum.

Diner giving shirt off his back to waiter on receipt of bill.

"I'm literally naked about to be hacked to bits and *you're* crying!?!"

Drinking Buddies

'I try to supply the best of both worlds.'

"The Manhattan clam chowder,… Soho, Chelsea, east village or upper west side?"

"Anyone home?"

'Yuck! Take it away.'