Adventure Snack Enthusiast Gifts

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Love is when you watch television together.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Super Heroes.

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Off to see the world

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Sheltering in place.

Back in 5 minutes!

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"Goal!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Pope tarts.