Spicy Snack Adventurer Gifts

Salsa on a Stick.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Harsh Mellows.

'It's my favorite.'

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Garlic Free Zone.

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'You're texting? Wait--'

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Cooking Tip # 23: If at first you don't succeed, feed it to the cat."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

Beef Wellingtons

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

Baking

He's allergic to pepper...

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

'How's the egg?'

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

"Don't worry. This year I have a new recipe."

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

"Needs ketchup."

'Add three eggs, a pinch of salt, two ounces of olive oil and the phone number of a local pizza in delivery in case this recipe doesn't work out.'

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

'Your taste buds are starting to bloom.'

"I'm getting gnats, I'm getting cats, I'm getting dogs..."

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."