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Salsa on a Stick.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Harsh Mellows.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Garlic Free Zone.

'It's my favorite.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'You're texting? Wait--'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"Cooking Tip # 23: If at first you don't succeed, feed it to the cat."

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

Beef Wellingtons

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

He's allergic to pepper...

Baking

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

'How's the egg?'

"I'm getting gnats, I'm getting cats, I'm getting dogs..."

'Your taste buds are starting to bloom.'

"Needs ketchup."

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

'Add three eggs, a pinch of salt, two ounces of olive oil and the phone number of a local pizza in delivery in case this recipe doesn't work out.'

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

'Then I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

"Don't worry. This year I have a new recipe."