Cash King T-Shirts

'We decided to give you cash for your birthday, so please give me a receipt.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Exercise Class

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Running

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Man running

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"What's with your hair?"

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Nordic Career-Trak

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

Professional football.

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

"There's the remote!"

'Is this a 'cash for clunkers' deal?'

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

'My doctor told me to get more exercise...'

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.