Cash King Gifts

'We decided to give you cash for your birthday, so please give me a receipt.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Exercise Class

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Running

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Man running

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"What's with your hair?"

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Nordic Career-Trak

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

Professional football.

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

All this cardio is great. But maybe we should do some lifting, too.

Fisherman get a good catch.

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

'Is this a 'cash for clunkers' deal?'

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

"There's the remote!"

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

'My doctor told me to get more exercise...'