Cash Kicker Gifts

Professional football.

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

'Champions league'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'Is this a 'cash for clunkers' deal?'

Cat boxer

Football

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

Life hasn't been the same since Mum took up taekwondo!

Cashpoint machine laughs at customer.

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

'I just can't say for certain. They all look the same in those uniforms. ...All I know it that he said he kicks field goals for a living.'

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

"I don't understand. I gave up smoking two years ago."

'I want a perfume that will overpower a man. I'm tired of karate!'

'We decided to give you cash for your birthday, so please give me a receipt.'

'Heulluva Mark.'

Football

"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

Quite by accident one football hater kicked the ball to the other football hater, who kicked it back again...

'That's the trouble with parks football - there's not much quality on the bench!'

Get rich quick.

'Never mind that stuff -- I'm going to tell you the financial facts of life!'

"Nobody likes a know-it-all"

'Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?'