Cash Kicker T-Shirts

Professional football.

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

'Champions league'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'Is this a 'cash for clunkers' deal?'

Football

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"

Ask Mr. Buck: Financial Advisor. "Dear Mr. Buck, Why do so many people have trouble with their finances?" Money talks, but it does not give directions.

Cat boxer

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

Life hasn't been the same since Mum took up taekwondo!

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

Cashpoint machine laughs at customer.

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

'I just can't say for certain. They all look the same in those uniforms. ...All I know it that he said he kicks field goals for a living.'

'I want a perfume that will overpower a man. I'm tired of karate!'

"I don't understand. I gave up smoking two years ago."

'We decided to give you cash for your birthday, so please give me a receipt.'

'Heulluva Mark.'

'That's the trouble with parks football - there's not much quality on the bench!'

Quite by accident one football hater kicked the ball to the other football hater, who kicked it back again...

"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

Get rich quick.

Football

'Sorry, Roger. I never know when my restless leg syndrome is going to act up.'

'Never mind that stuff -- I'm going to tell you the financial facts of life!'

"Nobody likes a know-it-all"