Caseworker Gifts

'You got yourself a job? -- Don't you care what happens to me?'

'Most kings receive ambassadors -- he gets caseworkers.'

'You got yourself a job? -- Don't you care what happens to me?'

'Most kings receive ambassadors -- he gets caseworkers.'

'Most kings receive ambassadors -- he gets caseworkers.'

"Uh-huh, I see... and how did you get along with the other adopted sections of this highway?"

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Polly txt speak

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Women Supporting Women!"

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Do Not Resuscitate

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Team Leader

Sign - Halt manager crossing

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."