Case Manager Gifts

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'The client has asked that you please stop referring to the product as, 'Crappy Crap Crap.'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Fantasy Business Management

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

"I'm cutting out a complete layer of management."

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

"Look at them over there, looking all smug with their clients and accounts and stuff."

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

"Can't complain- it's against company policy."

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

'Your call may be monitored to give us a few good laughs.'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

"You can't say that to a customer!"

"I now realize that my 'show no mercy' campaign for the corner office was a big mistake."