Case Manager Prints

CIA Case Manager. I don't think he thought it was very funny when he sent you on an undercover assignment and you call "Going on a sneaking tour."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'The client has asked that you please stop referring to the product as, 'Crappy Crap Crap.'

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

"I'm cutting out a complete layer of management."

Fantasy Business Management

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

"Look at them over there, looking all smug with their clients and accounts and stuff."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

'Your call may be monitored to give us a few good laughs.'

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

"Can't complain- it's against company policy."

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.