Cartoon Jokes Gifts

"I have put on a few pounds, but it's mostly water weight."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Barbeque Casualty.

Emergency Phone.

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

The Goalkeeper

Snowman ice fishing.

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

COWMIKAZES

Shaved Ice

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'