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Cheeze Wiz.

The Main Types of Cheese

Cheese

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

The Running of the Brie

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

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Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Expensive greeting cards.

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

'Has someone cut the cheese?'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

Moliere

Still hemorrhaging; NBC cancels "The Cheeseheads"

The Pooperrazzi

Faux Poop!

"You're amazing!"

Charles Dickens.

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

Christopher Nolan has made some great films, but there is an Inception!

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