Cartilage Connoisseur T-Shirts

"If your mom had hooked up with me at Eric Miller's graduation party..."

The Main Types of Cheese

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Cheese

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

The Running of the Brie

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'Has someone cut the cheese?'

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Expensive greeting cards.

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

Moliere

Still hemorrhaging; NBC cancels "The Cheeseheads"

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

Bleak House

The Pooperrazzi

Faux Poop!

"You're amazing!"

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."