Shoe Connoisseur T-Shirts

Shine your shoes. Tie your shoes.

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

"I stand corrected."

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

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Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

The latest in Eyewear.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"You're right. They do taste funny."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Consenting Adults.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'