Shoe Care Connoisseurs T-Shirts

Shoe shinespit shine.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

e-shoes

A women in a shoeshop.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

Mister Pretty Shoes

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

No Swimming Allowed

We stock ALL sizes...

"You're right. They do taste funny."