Shoe Care Connoisseurs T-Shirts

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

A women in a shoeshop.

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"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

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"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

No Swimming Allowed

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

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