Carrot Nose Aficionado Gifts

Don't you like it, Dad?

Snowman

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Rude Snowpeople

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"Eat lots of carrots."

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

When Pugs dream.

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.