Carrot Nose Aficionado T-Shirts

Don't you like it, Dad?

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Snowman

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Rude Snowpeople

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"Eat lots of carrots."

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

When Pugs dream.

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'