Carrot Conspiracy Theorist Gifts

Snowman Murder

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Snowman

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Elevator Music

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Rude Snowpeople

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

"Eat lots of carrots."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

The vegan hunter

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'