Carrot Conspiracy Theorist Mugs

Snowman Murder

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Snowman

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Rude Snowpeople

Elevator Music

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Eat lots of carrots."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

The vegan hunter

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

Carrot on a stick incentive - dog and human.