"Make it look like nine accidents.'
Cat Conspiracy Theoretician Mugs
Discover mugs that tickle the funny bone of your favorite cat conspiracy theorist—perfect for sipping with a side of suspicion and wit. These cleverly designed mugs make every coffee break more entertaining.
The Anti-Agent
Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.
"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"
William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....
The Circular Logic of Fascism
'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'
'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'
"Walt Disney on ice."
"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."
New Road Signs to Watch For:
Alien Assumption
Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)
The Da Vinci Cod
"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."
"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"
"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."
Acme-5000 Lie Detector
Gremlins 47
'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'
An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road
'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'
Legalish
"I remember driving to Roswell and then it goes blank."
'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'
Welcome: Skeptics Society
The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.
"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."
The Russians Are Coming...Maybe
'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'
What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh
The evidence destroyed
'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'
Cat Conspiracy Theoretician Mugs Collection
Cat Conspiracy Theoretician Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows adorned with playful cat conspiracy themes—adding humor and intrigue to any room.
Cat Conspiracy Theoretician Prints
Decorate your space with prints that celebrate the mysterious world of feline conspiracy theorists—stylish, funny, and full of personality.
Cat Conspiracy Theoretician T-Shirts
Check out our amusing t-shirts for cat conspiracy buffs. They’re designed to showcase their quirky interests with humor and style.