Cat Owner Conspiracies Mugs

"There he goes, filling their heads with ludicrous conspiracy theories about microchip implants and mass sterilisation programmes…"

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"We should start wearing masks."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Puss in Heels

String Theory for Beginners.

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

'The butler did it.'

Cat on guitar

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

'Well, so much for that theory!'

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Dogs looking at cat sleeping. - "What a waste of lifes."

'Yeah, I don't know why they bought that new one, we haven't finished with this one yet...'